I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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