And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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