we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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