Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
false alarm, still single
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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