She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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