At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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