Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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