Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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