one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway