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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  im ready to get crazy and take my wig off

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.

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• (707): View more from California

  Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.

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