i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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