Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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