ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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