glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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