I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I wish you could order shots online.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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