I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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