Midget sex pt 2 tonight
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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