I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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