with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I am available for nakedness
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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