I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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