Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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