You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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