it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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