This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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