Duck Duck Cougar?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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