My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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