Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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