i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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