I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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