i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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