Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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