she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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