Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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