If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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