I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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