Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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