She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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