I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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