...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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