So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I love having hate sex.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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