Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
