but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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