..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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