If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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