He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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