Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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