shes about as inviting as chlamydia
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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