is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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