Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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