Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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