but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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