Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
