kristin has been a bad kristin
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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