just come out here and I will go home with you...
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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