that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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