Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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